Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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