i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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