Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Randomize