how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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