Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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