I think I won the penis lottery.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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