so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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