and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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