At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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