he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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