we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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