So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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