I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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