K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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