HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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