She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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