"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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