Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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