that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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