i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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