so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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