I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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