sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Randomize
