You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
