yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
is it fun? or sober?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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