quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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