I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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