Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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