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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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