she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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