Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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