you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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