Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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