My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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