In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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