i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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