he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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