I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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