I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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