There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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