Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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