they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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