Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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