To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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