do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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