I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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