I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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