my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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