the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Come see our sink grown plant.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I love you. Go after that dick
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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