I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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