Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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