We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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