if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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