At least make sure they are 18
Why
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
